I’m not a virgin anymore…

Boo-Yah mother effers!! Shemispheres in full effect thanks to our friend Vinnie the Swtchblade LaVecchia. So this here is my first post…inciting and inviting no?

OK…today was not unlike any other Monday, except for the fact that today was one of those kick ass sunny fall days in Vermont. Sylvie, Ivan, and I went for a walk (they were in the jogger, I was pushing) up Old Stage Road. We were almost pushed off into the woods by some woman in a green mini van….probably in a hurry to a PTA meeting or a Yankee Candle party.

I actually went to a candle party in California years ago…and toward the end of it, the hostess who was slinging the candles gave us all a quiz. There were three guys including myself and about ten to twelve ladies. Guess who won the quiz? That’s Right….Shemispheres!!! And guess what I won? You guessed it…a smelly candle. Did I get any action for my wax and wick knowledge? No. Did I show them what time it was on the dance floor later that night? You bet your sweet asses I did!